Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are the biggest “power couple” in the world right now. Ever since they started dating in 2023, these two have been the talk of the town; putting an absolute STRANGLEHOLD on the media, and the headlines they pump out. But does “too much fame” have a negative effect on these two?

That would be a YES, because according to Kelce himself…..it sounds like he’s having trouble finding ways to pee in private on the golf course.

NEWS: #Chiefs TE Travis Kelce says that he cannot pee on the golf course anymore because the paparazzi is watching.

“I’m playing golf & in the trees there’s a f*cking guy with a camera

… Oh sh*t, I gotta go to the restroom now. I can’t just go over here to take a piss”

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— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) July 1, 2025

This…..this has to be the biggest travesty in the entire world. A grown man, who’s a multi-millionaire, can’t partake in one of the most sacred traditions in golf history? He can’t let one rip deep in the trees during a round of golf, where no one can see him, without fearing that a weirdo with a camera could be sitting nearby snapping shots for their publication?

That just seems like a crime against humanity, if you ask me. I mean COME ON: the golf course is a place where you should be able to pee outside. It’s a place where you should be allowed to be one with nature, without anyone giving you a disheartening glance or a shake of the fist. If anything; peeing outside is a national past time that has been passed down from generation to generation, and from one mediocre golfer to another mediocre golfer.

But regardless of that; the craziest part of all this has to be the fact that there are GROWN MEN hiding in trees, waiting to take pictures of another grown man. There are people acting like Navy Seals on a stealth mission overseas, trying to just catch a glimpse of the Chiefs’ superstar for their website or magazine.

I mean WOW! I get that Taylor Swift holds a lot of power in this world. I understand that her stardom is on ANOTHER LEVEL, and is something comparable to a supernova. But for her to be able to elevate Travis Kelce’s status like this? To the point where a football player is being “professionally stalked” by the PEOPLE’s of the world while he’s trying to pee? That kind of makes their whole relationship/situation feel super weird.

Now, is it their fault? Absolutely not! It’s the media’s, who have put these two on such a high pedestal in this world, to the point where they can’t even go out in public without being bombarded by people. They are so high-profile, to the point where Travis can’t even tend to his needs when nature calls.

The world needs to #LetTravisPee, and leave these two alone. I get it’s the paparazzi’s job to get as many pictures of these two as possible. But it’s starting to become a little “much,” if that makes sense? And above all else……if the NFL goes back to showing Taylor Swift on TV every seven seconds this football season, I’m going to be PISSED! It needs to end. No one wants to see that.

But in the end, as always……what do I know? I’m just a guy from the Midwest, with a beer and a laptop, trying to make sense of this world.